SAVE UP TO 85%! (Because who actually pays full price these days? Certainly not you, savvy shopper.) Audible’s having a sale, bless their cotton socks, until June 9th. Apparently, every audiobook is practically being given away. Finally, a chance to look cultured without, you know, actually reading.

I, your humble servant, have already devoured a staggering 22 books this year, all thanks to Audible. Yes, my undying love for being told stories is, as they say, "well documented." Audiobooks: because staring at screens is so last decade. It’s like reading, but you can simultaneously do something marginally more productive, like folding laundry or plotting world domination.

So, if you’re looking to dabble (because commitment is terrifying) in the world of audiobooks, Audible is apparently "one of the best" (according to… well, someone). And until June 9th, you can indulge your literary fantasies without breaking the bank! All titles are ridiculously discounted, but ONLY if you’re a Premium Plus member. Oh, the horror! But fear not, you can join for a measly 99 cents! (First month only, then they’ve got you hooked. Clever, Audible. Clever.)

They’re practically begging you to take these books.

(Endless newsletter sign-up prompts, because we all need more emails.)

The sale ends on June 9th. Go forth and build your summer “reading” list, on the cheap. Because nothing says "summer relaxation" like aggressively consuming discounted audiobooks.

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